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Фразы и цитаты из фильмов и сериалов - часть 2578

 

 

See that?
Great, just great.
Come a bit closer. Where?
Here.
I don't mind the camera,
as long as I don't notice.
Yes. That's it.
Get a bit closer to
the basket, Arik.
Sure, but what do you
want me to do?
I want you to ignore me.
Not so fast.
Yes!
"No points". Not so fast,
I'm not a movie camera.
Just play, talk to me, tell
me things, don't mind me.
Slowly, slowly.
Play. You want to hear story?
All right, tell me a story.
What do you want me to tell?
Just anything.
"Shablul"
Arik Einstein
The Churchills
Shalom Hanoch
Yehudit Sola
Uri Zohar
Directed by: Boaz Davidzon
How long do you plan to keep
this up? Until you get tired.
"What do you do when
you get up every morning?
"All the usual things,
but much more slowly.
"What do you see when
you get up every morning?
"Hardly ever the same girl,
no, not the same one.
"Hardly ever the same girl,
no, not the same one."
It tires you out,
just tires you out.
Tires you...
Miss Lihi! Coffee, for two.
Good song. Shalom Hanokh's song
went from 1 0th place to 8th.
And vice versa.
Just one leap off the chart,
and it's gone.
There's no sugar, Arik. Lihi
streaked her hair today. Yes.
I'm going to bed.
See you. Time for beddy bye.
We've traded places,
I'm... getting divorced,
and you're married.
I made a great bachelor.
I used to rent this apartment
just opposite the Rabbinate.
With her, with Yudit. Why'd
we even bring this up?
It turns out... Anyway, turns
out artists have the most...
issues like this with their
families. You know,
the fact that she... loves me
less, it somehow hurts my...
male ego, my... stupid
male ego, I don't know.
But I can't control it.
You keep going on about
how it hurts your ego.
I didn't say...
It shouldn't, because it's got
nothing to do with that.
Right. I imagine it'll happen
to me someday, too,
because I think anybody who's
close to someone who creates,
they're attracted to it
somehow.
If you keep your distance,
willingly or otherwise,
and do your own thing
while leaving her out of it,
and it's sure to make her
anxious,
make her feel she's missing
out on everything.
I think maybe I sort of do
involve her in what I do,
meaning I... Sure, of
course you do, all right?
The quiet, the music...
What?
And she's a delicacy in bed,
wrapped in another delicacy.
She's an actress,
that's why.
It's the answer to all
her problems, seriously.
You, for instance, you've been
married a month, you know this
and not just because we've
talked about it, although...
I know, because my wife and I
talk about it. Well,
I've had enough talk, get it?
I'm sick of talking, being...
anxious. That's just it. Her
desire to be part of it all,
to be a partner, is only the
desire to be your partner.
But what if, for instance, I
were to make a movie, yeah?
Well... never mind.
You see? That's just it.
You won't even tell me, you
hide inside your shell, snail.
You're in no rush to
get married, huh?
I'm never getting
married again!
"Night after night.
"Don't you give up on me, no,
no, no, no, don't you give up
"on me.
"Night after night", and it
ends like this...
End it like you started it,
I mean...
The first verse...
We've also gotta...
By the way, we're
recording it this week.
Not now, not now,
damn it all...
Haim, there're too many
bits like...
"Uptown there's a garden,
"there's a garden uptown,
"screw around in it,
and your wiener breaks down.
"If you remember who I am"...
Come on!
"Who he is,
"who she is.
"If you know who I'm not,
"who I am, who I am.
"I'm singing.
"Singing!
"In bed there's a woman,
"there's a woman in bed,
"and if she likes you
"Then she'll sleep with you!
"If you remember who I am..."
Schwartzman!
"Who he is,
"who she is.
"If you know who I'm not,
"who I am, who I am."
We're just wrapping this up.
"I'm singing.
"Singing!
"A peach is full of juice,
"there's juice inside
the peach,
"shake your ass
a dozen times,
"it'll grow an inch
for each.
"If you remember who I am,
"who he is,
"who she is.
"If you know who I'm not,
"who I am, who I am.
"If you remember who I am,
"who he is,
"who she is.
"If you know..."
Right there, there's
that... Guys, I gotta dash.
You'll keep working on it with
them, then? Hey... OK.
40 minutes, half an hour,
you're driving us crazy...
I've gotta go, can't help it.
Well, see you. Bye.
Goodbye.
What comes after this bit...?
Do that bit on my cue.
Look, check this out a sec!
Want to shoot one?
"Don't you deceive me,
"night after night.
"Don't you lose sight of me,
"don't you lose sight.
"Don't deceive me,
"night after night.
"Don't you give up on me, no, no,
don't you give up
"on me.
"Don't you drive me away,
"night after night.
"Don't despise me,
"do not despise me.
"Don't you drive me away,
"night after night.
"Don't you give up on me, no, no,
don't you give up
"on me.
"Don't you seduce me,
"night after night.
"Don't you give up on me, no,
no, no, no, don't you give up
"on me.
"Don't despise me,
"night after night.
"Don't you give up on me, no,
no, no, no, don't you give up
"on me.
"Don't deceive me,
"night after night.
"Don't you give up on me, no,
no, no, no, don't you give up
"on me."
Go on, make me some coffee,
already.
What, are you upset?
I'm not upset, I want coffee.
Well, come on, we'll
be late.
Oh dear, who's that?
Stay there, I'll get it.
I'll get it, hold on.
One minute! One minute!
One minute!
Hi, Arieh, how you doing?
How's everything?
Hello, Yudit.
Don't worry, it'll be fine,
believe me, you'll find a...
You want coffee? ...bride,
and he'll find a groom,
I'll find a dog, we'll go to the
amusement park. It'll be fine.
Gimme a smoke.
Go on, step on it.
You want coffee? Coffee.
I suppose so, how
would I know?
How's everything? How's Shalom
getting there? By himself.
What about Josie? Does she
know you were here today?
No. What?
Thank you. Let's go. Trust me,
I set it up with the deacon,
you slip him a fiver, he'll work it
out, chop-chop. Come on.
Come in, please.
Cover your head, please, sir,
cover your head. All right.
What are your names?
She's Yudit, I'm Arieh.
ID papers, the ketuba and
the marriage certificate.
Here you go.
It's all there.
Yes, what's your name?
Arieh.
Arieh? Arik. Arik? Yeah.
Father's name? David.
Arik ben David.
Are you also called Arieh?
Yes.
And the lady? Yudit? Yudit.
Father's name? Izzy.
You've have no other names,
just Yudit?
Right.
Very well, I shall begin.
Do you, Arik... Yes.
ben David,
wish to divorce your wife
of your own goodwill. I do.
Do you, Yudit bat Izzy,
accept your husband's divorce
of your own goodwill? I do.
Wait outside, please.
I'll ask you a few questions,
answer "yes" or "no".
"Yes" or "no"? Fine.
Maybe... you spoke to some
people outside, told someone
you were getting a divorce
out of pressure? No, never.
Speak: If I have taken ban.
If I have taken ban.
Or vow. Or vow.
Or oath. Or oath.
Or pledge. Or pledge. Or material
recompense. Or material recompense.
Or anything. Come again?
Or anything. Or anything.
Which compels me. Which
compels me. Divorce.
Divorce. Or divorce not.
Or divorce not.
I am penitent. I am penitent.
At having done so.
At having done so. And had
I known. And had I known.
I would repent.
I would repent.
I would not have done so.
I would not have done so.
Please repeat. I would not
have done so. Yes. No, I...
I do. I do. Thereby entreat.
Thereby entreat.
Of your eminences. Of your
eminences. Leave. Leave.
To do those. To do those.
Things. Things.
Granted, granted, granted.
Arik ben David, you have put
forth no notices
nor spoken to your peers?
"Notices"?
Maybe had a chat with
someone, told them you...
mentioned you were getting
a divorce out of pressure.
You never said anything like
that? No. Repeat:
You, the witnesses.
You, the witnesses.
Shalom ben Hanokh.
Shalom ben Hanokh.
And Tzvi. And Tzvi.
ben Shissel. ben Shissel.
I hereby. I hereby.
Annul before you.
Annul before you.
What notices. What notices.
And notices. And notices,
Are connate to.
Are connate to.
The notes. The notes.
Encapsulating all notices.
Encapsulating all notices.
Which I put forth on the
divorce. Which? I put forth
on the divorce. Which I
put forth on the divorce.
All notices and words.
All notices and words.
Which serve. Which serve.
As due cause. As due cause.
For the cancellation. For the
cancellation. And end.
And end. Of the divorce. I
hereby cancel. I hereby c...
Cancel. Cancel. These
notices. These notices.
And words. And words.
Say, are you the scribe? Yes.
Yitzhak ben Avraham? Yes.
The paper, ink, inkwell and
stylus are all yours? Yes.
Present them as a gift...
To... What's your name? Arieh
ben David. Arik ben David.
Arik ben David. Here.
Take them and proclaim:
This is mine. This is mine.
Now appoint a scribe to write
the divorce in your place.
Say: You are the scribe.
You are the scribe.
Yitzhak ben Avraham. Yitzhak
ben Avraham. Take anon. T...
Take anon. Take anon. The
parchment. The parchment.
Ink. Ink. Inkwell. Inkwell.
Quill. Quill.
And all writing implements.
And all writing implements.
That you may, in my name.
That you may, in my name.
Arik ben David.
Arik ben David.
Divorce my wife.
Divorce my wife.
Yudit bat Shissel...
bat Izzy. Yudit bat Izzy.
And write another divorce.
And write another divorce.
Or many divorces.
Or many divorces.
Up to one hundred divorces.
Up to one hundred divorces.
All. All. In my name and
hers. In my name and hers.
For the purpose of divorce.
For the purpose of divorce.
Now, please let the wife in.
Yudit!
Hello.
Stand here. Now she will wait
as you leave, with the...
scribe and witnesses,
waiting as they write the
divorce, then returning. OK.
She stays here? She stays
here, she can stay.
So, the...? Fine, sure, OK.
OK.
It's a wrap. They're done?
Yep. The divorce, please.
"On the second and seventh,
nine days to the moon...
"...the 5,730th year since
the world's creation..."
Yes, please, a little closer.
Stand opposite her, you on
my right, change places...
Yes, stand opposite her.
Take off your purse, put aside
your jewelry, if you have any.
Right, what do I do?
This divorce attests that you
will cast off your wife,
that she may be permitted
to all men.
And you, miss,
this divorce states
that you shall be cast off
upon being divorced,
that you may be permitted
to all men. Please,
hold the divorce in your
right hand, like so.
You, miss, hold your
arms like so.
You, repeat after me,
and only I... Afterwards,
put the divorce in her hand.
You, miss, after the divorce
is in your hand,
make no movements of any sort
until I tell you so. You, say:
Take you this, your divorce.
Take you this, your divorce.
Take you now. Take you now.
This, your divorce.
This, your divorce. By it.
By it. Be you. Be you.
Cast off. Cast off.
From myself. From myself.
Forthwith. Forthwith.
You are. You are.
Permitted. Permitted.
To all men. To all men.
Put it in her hand.
Put the divorce in her hand.
How?
Like this? Like that, yes.
Let go, let go, let go.
Close your hands.
Lift them above your head,
tuck it under an arm.
Walk to the door,
and return.
Give us, if you please,
the divorce to read.
..."divorce by the faith
of Moses and Israel...
"Moshe b. Yekhezkel, witnessed
by Shlomo ben David, witness".
You, sir, go sign some forms
at the clerk's, come back
in three weeks for the...
for your divorce certificate.
Bring an ID photo.
And you, miss,
come back in three weeks for
your divorce certificate,
and know that you are divorced
and expressly forbidden
from ever marrying a Cohen!
If you must marry a Levi,
or an Yisrael, do so 92
or more days from today.
Goodbye, and good luck to
you both. Thanks.
Here, I'll take Yudit.
See you. Bye, see you.
Goodbye.
One sec...
"Life is beautiful,
just like a play,
"what more do I need than this?
"what more do I need than this?
"what more do I need than this?"
Say "ahh".
Look right.
Left.
Up.
Down.
Get on the scale.
Strip. Hold your breath.
What is that, my heart?
Don't breathe. But, what...?
What's that noise? What is it?
What do you hear?
What could that be?
Hush! What's it called?
Inhale deeply.
Deeper!
There's noise there, too?
And here?
What is that, my liver?
My heart? Not good.
So, what do I do?
How long have you had
these aches?
Since yesterday evening.
Since when yesterday evening?
Yesterday evening,
how would I know?
How would you know?
When yesterday evening?
Yesterday evening, at work,
that's when...
Well, what happened at work?
What happened? Search me,
they just beat me within
an inch of my life, and...
Beat you?! Yeah, lay
a real wallop on my head, too.
What could it be?
What do I do, Doctor?
What can I day? I'll tell
you what you've got to do:
Learn to hit back.
Could you teach me
how to beat people up?
I want to learn how
to rough people up.
I... I'd also like to stop
getting hit, in brief,
"To make the story short".
I've been getting hurt a lot
recently, let me tell you,
when my hormones are in full
bloom, I get beat up lots.
I make passes at girls,
and I... I dunno, I...
Could I...?
Study with you...?
You know, karate, jiu-jitsu?
Come on, I want to cause some
hurt. Just a crash course,
whatever... goes well with
beatings today, you know,
punches, anything like
that'll do for me.
Is that a problem, will you
teach me, can you...?
Well, are you a teacher?
Are you a karate teacher?
Can I sign up, can I?
You know this sorta
slap you have...?
Punches...?
My little lamb,
you want to learn karate
and jiu-jitsu and judo.
So that you can
defend yourself. I see that.
Within you burns
a Jewish heart!
I will teach you,
my redheaded stepchild.
You speak Yiddish?
One or two words.
That's enough.
Can you say "Oy vey", in Yiddish?
Say "Oy vey"...
One or two words...
I will teach you, my child, karate,
jiu-jitsu and judo.
Are you afraid of me?
Fear is good.
Observe, my child,
the first pillar of judo
is the rump.
The rump is the fulcrum of
balance in your life. Observe.
Right, left, the rump is
the key to balance.
Do as I do. Right, left,
outwards. Nice.
Wiggle it a little. Lovely.
That gives you balance.
Enough. Next come
the hands.
The hands are perpendicular
to the rump,
check your rump is aligned
with your hand.
One, two, kati cha! Do you
know what "kati cha" means,
in Japanese? Say "kati cha"!
Good. Come closer,
don't be scared. Remember, two
cornerstones: hands and rump.
Your hands, hold them out,
like a herring!
That way you'll have
a Japanese face.
The third pillar
is the eyes.
Look into my eyes, and learn,
darling child.
Closer, don't be afraid, a pox
on your sweet eyes. Watch.
This is called "kati cha 2".
Your eyes should burn,
with murder! Look, look, look!
Understand?
Murder in your eyes!
Good, good!
Use your eyes.
Now, take your stance, with
your rump out.
Further out...
Hold your rump out right.
Hands this way. Where do
you hold your hands?
Look that way... rump out.
Murder in your eyes, murder
in your eyes! Murder...
Hands out, hands out!
Take off that stupid hat.
Hands out, murder in your eyes.
Hold that pose!
Let me ask you a question.
Why do you need karate?
Just look how pretty
you are, my little lamb.
With your spectacular rump,
that magnificent pose,
murder in your eyes!
What do you need karate for?
It's no good, it's for hooligans.
You're so pretty.
Take me to your rabbi.
Sir, what do you want, sir?
Put your head on my shoulder!
Shut up, and rest your head!
You can cry if you want to.
Cry, cry...
What do you want?
Don't be afraid my little lamb,
we'll soon be married,
and have redheaded Jewish
children who know karate.
"I'm riding off,
"while I yet live,
I'm gone,
"yes I can remember you,
"with me, riding at my side.
"I leave today,
"perhaps softly struck blind,
"and she's standing over
there, laughing my way.
"Find yourself a wife
and build her a home,
"find yourself,
"find yourself.
"I'm riding off,
"the sun is at my back,
"yes I do feel you with me,
"as though you were
still there.
"Time does stride on,
"and catches up to me,
"'till there is no way at all
for me to ride on.
"Find yourself a wife
and build her a home,
"find yourself,
"find yourself.
"I might return,
"by noon of that same day,
"yes I am much older now,
"and you remember me.
"It's not that sad,
"for dreams to fade and pass,
"it's not that sad to me,
because you're with me.
"Find yourself a wife
and build her a home,
"find yourself,
"find yourself.
"Find yourself a wife
and build her a home,
"find yourself,
"find yourself.
"Find yourself a wife
and build her a home,
"find yourself,
"find yourself.
"Find yourself a wife
and build her a home,
"find yourself,
"find yourself."
What does your mom think
of your beard? She...
She understands I'm...
You're what?
Not what she thought I
would be. Yeah. Get it?
What did she want you to be?
Dunno. What's that mean?
You're lying. Don't be
ashamed. Swear I don't know.
What'd she want? Dunno. Mine
wanted me to be an actor.
An actor? Yeah, like her
husband. No, but...
They're like... They see
this...
I went to a bona fide school,
after all. Hello?
They wanted... me to work in
my dad's welding shop.
He's got a welding shop? After
4 years' school, 7 Oxford...
7 Oxford? We'd throw
chalk at the teachers,
it was a great place. It was a
school and a college. How was it?
What kind of student were you?
Dedicated. You're lying.
Honestly, no kidding, could...
May I test you?
Go ahead. Simple questions.
I refuse to answer anything
without my attorney present.
Honestly, the... I won't!
Shut up, listen up!
Tell me the name of...
Here's a bible question,
for instance... Won't!
Tell me... Stop it!
the names of three judges.
Any school kid knows this.
Judges? Judges.
Three judges. Judges. No, it
rang a bit, then stopped.
All right, you've got
this judge... Yes?
Gabison.
You bitch.
I knew you'd say that,
swear I did.
That's Pantadeusch's
motto.
But you're a jackass, you
don't know what I'm saying.
Pantadeusch, for instance,
was over at my place today.
Pantadeusch, fullback for
Beitar Netanya.
None other, and his wife.
Their little girl was sick.
My mom keeps coming to mind,
don't know why.
Your mother, at long last.
You hardly ever visit them,
eh? My parents? Yeah.
'till now, I've visited every
Friday, like clockwork, and
I've hopped by every few days
to let them know I'm alive.
How come you don't go any
more? What've you become?
What do you mean, "any more"?
Any more than you do already.
I can't visit any more than
I do now, that's for sure.
Why? Why? Because I don't go.
You jackass!
God damn it! What? It's your
mom! Your mom, pal!
Believe me, I love my folks...
No shame in that.
From the bottom of my heart.
Then let it show!
Hey, Josie. If your dear old
mother could see you now...
She'll see me yet.
Topsy-turvy world, believe me.
If people could see us now,
what would they think? They
wouldn't. What'd they think?
They wouldn't, they'd just
try to get away.
Let's... What? Heads or
nails, over who makes coffee.
"Heads or nails"? Herds of
snails. Snails it is, then...
Works? Works. Then go get
something. Herds of snails?
The olive tree(Homonym),
of Palestine. Of Palestine.
Palestine. Olive oil. Just
get a penny. Got the money?
Get 1 0 cents. Look... What?
You've gotta have 1 0 cents.
I may yet scrounge up
1 0 cents.
Well...? Fine, heads
or tails?
Heads or tails?
"Heads". "Heads"?
Tails. Get going. What's
"tails"? Make that java.
Tails, tails, that's the other
side. Fine, you lost.
Go on. Take it with dignity.
Take it with dignity.
The bet was your idea.
It was awfully fast, I
couldn't see... Yeah, yeah,
we're very quick at
this sort of thing.
Is this any way to treat me,
waking me up this late,
having me make coffee, after
all... True, but...
All the hard work I've done
today. True, but my back...
It's true, She's right. You're
right. In principle. In principle.
Hey, take this thing
off my hands, already.
Coffee, hold on, on sec.
Coffee, if you please.
There. This is lovely.
Have a seat.
Thank you, Josie.
Oops, I got your pillow.
Here, let's have some coffee.
Three, four...
It burns.
Give me that guitar.
What song is that?
What do you care?
Just listen. I don't care,
I'm just asking.
Great, wonderful.
Go on.
Tammy!
God be praised, God really
be praised, I mean that!
I said something, if you
misheard, your loss!
Patch Arik's call through
to me, got me?!
Patch Arik's call through!
I...
I'm asking you, don't upset me
this early in the morning!
Don't get me angry,
I've already...
I've put you on weeklong
test period for six years now,
six years you've had
a weeklong trial period,
and I've just about had it up
to here! Patch Arik through!
Yes?
Arik...
Look...
No, no, I'm in a pretty good
mood, actually. Look, the...
The thing with... The monetary
business, I've handled it,
It's well in hand.
It's not that handsome a sum
anymore, but
it'll keep you handsome for
a while. Arik...
Look, dearest,
look, listen, I'd like
to meet you at "haCafe".
Right, haCafe. No it's
a cafe called "haCafe".
Hello, Mr. Starkman.
Sorry I'm late. Arik!
It's a delight among delights,
honestly. Something to drink?
Yeah, coffee, or may...
Aaron, one Coffee.
And I'll have the usual.
One Turkish coffee, one usual.
Thank you very much.
One moment, I'll just move all
of this aside. Be my guest.
Give the man his drink... It's
usually ready by now, right?
Give him his coffee, already.
Turkish. On its way.
Here you go. Arik, don't
think I've forgotten, Arik.
Thanks.
Are you happy, Arik? Yeah.
Be honest. You happy? Yeah.
Let me tell you, a promise is
a promise. 5,000 liras.
When I say something, when
Starkman says something,
a promise is a promise. Don't
think I've forgotten,
don't think I've forgotten.
Happy?
Happy, Arik? Yeah, OK, fine,
but, Mr. Starkman, look,
about the album... Hold on,
about the album, OK,
I listened to it Arik, and it,
it's... It's OK.
I don't want you to answer
"yes", just listen to my idea,
mull it over, then we'll talk,
you'll say... You'll answer,
you'll give me your answer...
Later. Right.
Yesterday I was in bed, feeling
cold, and I got in this rhythm
The song, "Kinneret, Kinneret"
could be the next big thing,
"Kinneret, Kinneret..."
The idea is, Rachel's songs to
a rumba rhythm. What?!
Rumba! Rumba just seizes hold
of you, like tiko-tiko...
Why? The time is now, Arik,
the time is now. Realize that
the time is now. Arik... Stop
staring at the floor, I...
Eye to eye. I'm OK. We get
the composition and everything
done with... That Hanokh guy,
what's his name?
Shalom Hanokh. He's not bad.
He'll...
You'll do the composing,
speaking of which, have you
heard "Sounds of Triumph"?
"Sounds of Triumph".
The whole album, I played
nothing but weapon effects.
AK47 s...
Bazookas...
It swept the country!
It, it worked...
It, it caught on, get me?
In Italy, in Vietnam...
Why weapons?
Because it's what's on
everybody's mind, Arik! What?
Goalie: A landmine.
Right fullback: AK47.
Left fullback: Karl Gustav
MRAAW. Only one way.
Right midfielder: Centurion.
Stopper: Tank.
Left midfielder: Command car.
I kill for the revolution!
Right winger: Browning 05.
Half back: Bazooka.
Today we shot 40 airplanes.
Sweeper: Uzi. Left forward:
SMG. Left winger: Cannon.
For the revolution!
Referee: Smoke. Coach: Fire.
audience: Bullets.
We don't want to kill. The
game of conquered territory.
We must kill.
For the revolution!
I haven't tired you out, have
I dearest? No, no, no.
I haven't. We're on common
ground, know what I mean?
You, you listen patiently
to what I have to say,
You grok my ideas,
you digest them.
Excuse me, Mr. Starkman,
I have to go.
All right, sweetie, all right.
Goodbye.
Arik! you should know...
Have a seat a second,
I know you've made mistakes,
understand?
I know you've made
mistakes, but you and I
will wipe the slate clean,
we'll go forth boldly, Arik!
Go forth into the...
You don't know...
What's it really about?
It's about money.
You can't make art without
money, which I happen to have,
and you've got art, so let's
put the two together
and become
"Starkman and Arik"!
Look, I've got to go.
No, just think it over,
sleep on it, take it slow,
think about it.
A promise is a promise
with me.
realize that, dearest.
A promise is a promise, get me?
That's what it's about. A
promise is a promise, Arik,
I show everyone
who didn't believe in me,
you'll see, Arik...
No problem. See you.
Rachel's songs to rumba beat,
a rumba beat, nostalgic pop.
Goodbye...
Good evening. Tonight, the
situation in the Middle East.
Oh, the situation is very,
very complex at present.
"Little King" Hussein's
declaration at Khartoum...
Or possibly Jerusalem,
I don't know, maybe Cairo...
President De Gaulle.
This is a new bomb,
Israeli, obviously enough,
the "Cairo Phantom".
A bit of dynamite,
plenty of ketchup, right?
It's classified,
highly classified...
...Israeli patent. Dynamite,
ketchup, classified,
and the situation is
very grim.
Good evening.
Yes, good evening.
Good evening.
That's it for our information.
French television!
What happened then?
What happened was...
One higher.
Ole! Ole, gracias!
Ole! Vida!
Let's roll.
Good morning, listeners.
Exercisers, on your marks,
and now, a song to start
the morning up and off...
"What do you do when
you get up every morning?
"All the usual things,
but much more slowly.
"What do you see when
you get up every morning?
"Hardly ever the same girl,
no, not the same one.
"What do you hear when
the wind howls right past you?
"That simple sad song
I never wrote.
"What do you know when
the wind simply won't cease?
"That I'm fed up with autumn
that the whole thing
"has gotten very rote.
"What do you feel
out alone at night?
"That I've left it behind,
at home.
"What do you make her
feel at night?
"It's a pity she's not here
with me, not here with me.
"What do you recall when you're
done and it's over?
"The good and the bad
at the same time.
"What do you think when
you guess wrong about things?
"That a bird in the hand is
best, a bird in the hand.
"What do you do when
you get up every morning?
"All the usual things,
but much more slow.
"What do you see when
you get up every morning?
"Hardly ever the same girl,
no, not the same one.
"Hardly ever the same girl,
no, not the same one.
"Hardly ever the same girl,
no, not the same one."
What wonderful, dynamic guys,
that was extraordinary!
I just want to tell you I...
I was... so excited,
you can't even imagine it.
Arik...
Could you introduce me to
these guys? One at a time...
Why did you come so close?
Sure, I'll do it.
Here, this is Haim. Haim.
Haim, yeah. Haim.
He plays guitar. Guitar...
outstanding, Haim.
Let me tell you, you're
a spectacular guitarist...
I picked up on that from way
over there, and your hair...
No, that is... I haven't got
anything against your hair,
I actually like that wavy
effect, it...
I like it. Speaking of which,
doesn't it get hot in summer?
A bit. Dip a bandana in cold
water, you'll get over it.
Arik... Meet our begado.
Begado, begado. It...
Begado...our drummer.
Ami, Ami. Ami.
Meet Mr. Starkman, Ami.
Ami, right. Right.
Ami, I'd just like to say...
Pleased to meet you. Exceptional.
I used to... You know, once...
When I was a boy,
at age 1 2, I played the...
I played at Bar Mitzvahs,
but I cut that career short!
And moved on to...
Records. Records, yeah,
with the... We can tell.
Bass, bassist. Mickey, that's
his name. Mickey, superb.
That's...?
Turkish. Turkish.
Turkish. But I'm not Turkish.
No, I'm Turkish. But he's the
Turkish one. You're Turkish?
Yeah. It doesn't show.
You're actually... Right,
they can't tell, either.
You look... All pale,
kind of whitish black,
as they say.
Bordering on black, I mean.
If, if, if you were to...
Start growing some here,
and a bit here... The beard?
Yeah, to get that look.
It's more interesting. Brings
your eyebrows together, too
Eyebrows... It'll look good
on the album cover. Right.
"Hairdressers"
More, more.
It burns.
Easy, easy, easy...
Gently, buddy, gently!
Chin Chin, gently!
Well, happy? Chin Chin,
you've made a new man of me.
"If the sun comes 'round,
"then I guess it's
getting late.
"If the sun comes 'round,
"Not yesterday and
not quite a later date.
"If the sun comes 'round,
'round my bed with coffee
to share,
"If the sun comes 'round,
"I'd eat her up right
then and there!
"And when I open up the door,
"look upon the wide world
we all know,
"all I see are sprawling
skies,
"deeper and much bluer
as you go.
"If the sun comes 'round,
"and I've been awake
all night long.
"If the sun comes 'round,
"she's not there, and that's
what makes it wrong.
"And when I open up the door,
"look upon the wide world
we all know,
"all I see are your sweet
eyes,
"deeper and much bluer
as you go.
"And when I open up the door,
"look upon the wide world
we all know,
"all I see are your sweet
eyes,
"deeper and much bluer
as you go.
"Deeper and much bluer
as you go.
"Deeper as you go."
I'd like an exhaustive
news item in...
On the noble endeavors of...
of Arik and Shissel.
Many of our readers
want to know,
what aftershave do you use?
Chanson de la Fan Fan.
Fan Fan. Fan Fan.
Fan Fan. It's not
Eau de Cologne?
It's that, too. It's
Eau de Cologne, too.
Good for the toes. Can I call
you an underground vocalist?
You'd better, yeah.
Have you got...? That is, have
you any plans for overseas?
Loads. Plans for your singing
career, I mean? Dancing, too.
Musicals, then. Musicals,
singalongs, the works.
Arik... This one's really
unorthodox. You with me?
Yeah. Would... All the songs
you sing on the show, would
you be willing to sing them
all in Dutch?
Tell me, are you really
a journalist? Next question.
Do you use... Special means
of maintaining your figure?
Massage. Lots of massage,
yeah.
And I don't eat? Does that
affect your performances?
I get kind of hungry,
but that's the price you pay.
Do you still get your hair
cut at Freddy's? Yes.
What kind of paper is this,
buddy? It's not underground,
I'll just get that question
out of the way, it's not,
but it's fresh, I mean,
we don't want to rehash all
the conventional questions,
we want to try new things.
Tell me, who are you?
Who sent you?
I'll tell you two things
Who? How'd you find us?
It's a youth magazine.
That'll be... Really, circulated
chiefly within the youth demographic.
Right. What's your opinion
of the Music Festival?
Got any more interesting
questions? Do you believe
it was the drugs that broke
the Beatles up? Sure,
too many nargilas. I just
wanted to ask, Mr. Shissel.
Please. What's your schedule,
as manager? A tad short,
I get up at 1 2:00. At night?
At noon.
And I sort of get the ball
rolling, go to my office...
Make calls, whatever...
At 2:00, I go to sleep again.
I've got to be well rested.
My kidneys are a touch fickle.
So I sleep about 1 4, 16 hours
a day. Get up at 4:00...
Take a shower, go to sleep.
And at night? I sleep best
at night. All night long?
Will you be distributing these
in the major cities, too?
Mostly in the south? Why the south?
There's more youth there.
What was behind the beard?
Why did you shave it off?
Acne.
What's this paper's
print run, anyway?
It's... Unlimited, I think.
How many copies do you
print? We print...
I mean, it's unlimited,
we...
Get it all printed at once.
Let it go. Let it go.
Why did you divorce? What?
Who, who sent you?
What is this paper?
Who are you?
What's all this bullshit?
What do you want?
Who sent you? Starkman.
Starkman? Look, then,
you take Starkman, and both
of you just go "kibinimatres".
Kibinimatres. What the hell
is all this?! Go kibinimatres!
Go kibinimatres!
Go kibinimatres!
Go kibinimatres! Scram!
Get the papers!
Go kibinimatres! Take this
with you! Get the papers.
Go away, God damn it.
Go away, you...
Go away, you kib... Fuck off!
Go away, I said!
Go away! Kibinimatres!
Don't tell me what to do!
Go away, and don't come back!
Shut the hell up!
Tell me more, Arik.
"I'm happy,
"to rise with you,
"happy to set with you,
"happy, happy
with you.
"I'm happy,
"to rise beside you,
"happy to set beside you,
"happy, happy beside you.
"Don't go dancing
in another field,
"dancing in another field,
"you're the one for me.
"I'm happy,
"happy,
"each morning
with you,
"happy each evening with you,
"happy,
"with you,
"you're the one for me,
"I'm happy.
"I'm happy."
You call that hot?
Imagine a Russian soldier
in the middle of Sinai.
A bit hotter,
don't you think?
Over here, come here.
Why don't you get it?
Come here.
On the ground.
Why don't you get it?
Oh, mother, curse
your name.
Why don't you get it?
What's your problem?
Akhmed, Akhmed... Say what?
Why don't you get it?
What do you want from me?
Why don't you get it?
Shut up, you're irritating.
You whore, curse your name.
Fuck off. I don't like you.
Enough, already.
The Soviet Union is Egypt's
ally. Russia? All jerks.
Akhmed, pal, there's...
Kosygin. Kosygin? Yeah.
He's a joke. There's
Brezhnev.
I can't even say his name
without getting a toothache.
Plane!
What do you want?
Why don't you get it? Look!
Are those Israelis? They're
messed up, totally bonkers.
Arik, we're done.
I forgot to tell you
how it ended.
"Why should I take
these things to heart?
"I've got new thoughts
inside my head,
"and imagination to
help me forget.
"Why should I take these
things to heart?
"Got love to take or
to give, instead,
"got friends to get me as
glad as I get.
"Let me listen and let me
learn, let me laugh and more,
" Let me live, dance,
forgive yourself, just love,
"that's what I meant
to write.
"Take it slow, so you can run
with it right from the start,
"Take it slow, so you can run
with it right from the start."
"Snail"
Translator: Tom Feldman
Subtitles: ElRom Studios

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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